Thursday, November 08, 2007

Captain Planet






Which hero chants 'By YOUR powers combined, I am Captain Planet!' Doesn't this sound familiar? Of course it does! It's our very own, eco-friendly super Hero! He dislikes pollution and naughty little kids! Oh how we miss him. His icy charms, grass hair and tight red lingerie. Mmmmm... Just makes u wanna say, 'Hei Jimmy, come here and meet Captain Planet... Now Jimmy don't be grumpy or you'll weaken Captain Planet.' Did I just say weaken?




Oh yes! Apparently, Captain Planet is immune to bullets, cannons, laser beams, hard core bashing but he can't withstand used tissue, oil spills, any kind of shit and anything that pollute the environment. Sweet Confucius, he's right!

Watch this clip. It's titled the death stare. Here's how it goes, some crazy twin sisters went back to the past and was auctioning the atomic bombs to the Axis. And Hitler wanted the bomb without paying 100 Billion something. So all hell breaks lose and here comes Captain Planet. But the funny thing is, he isn't prepared for the stare that Hitler gave. Captain Planet said, I'm not prepared for the level of hatred radiating from that monster (Hitler). ACKTHUM!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V5fOqZYdmE


Death Stare

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

what the hell...
u even made their stupid theme song as ur ring tone.. tsk tsk tsk...
ur obsessed!

but i used to like the show.. HAR HAR HAR!

-meOw-

Gilad said...

That is what happens when you send a Hippie to fight Hitler!