My Thoughts To Share

Hi. Hong Ming has not been able to update his blog, because I have been lazy. 
You see, Hong Ming has a secretary who updates his blog and lets the public have a sneak peak
 into his personal life. Yes, I am his secretary. My name is Mr. Dog.
 Unfortunately, I have been very ill the last couple of weeks because Hong Ming's sister has arrived
 from Kangaroo Land, and threatened to kill me if I said she was fat. 
Anyway, cut the crap (btw I wonder how they came up with this expression. interesting).  
anyway, I am posting this post without my employer's permission. Yes, he may sack me when he finds out...but that won't happen. Why? Because I am on a mission. I am on a mission to rule over his blog and make him write for me! w00f!

(by the way, my employer's sister has very bad acne problem. can anyone help her? urgent stuff. My biggest bone for you as a reward if you can cure her skin problem)