HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

Ah... 14th February. The day when 'most' homosapiens celebrate 'Valentine's Day'. Like for most us singles, we could only watch as guys give girls gifts and flowers. Sounds familiar eh? The closest encounter with 'real love' is when 'most' ppl play... The Sims. Heard of it? Well, its a life simulation game were you pick a virtual person and practically be... a STUD. You flirt, you mingle, you kiss, you get married and *puff* off to bed you go with your virtual girlfriend.






Sad... but true... a lot of men and women play virtual dates and sims on their comps. For example:




They may look like their doing their research and 'stuff' but woaho! Look carefully, they minimized 'The Sims' programme to avoid public detection. But no one can hide from Ming's super eyes.

So why can't many of us get a proper date? Hmph... well through surveys I've found the main reason! Looks! Yeah, you guys may think... who looks at the outer beauty. Don't judge the book by it's cover.... blah this, blah that. Just be honest. You're ugly. Like me! I'm single too. For 18 freakin' years I've been trying to get a partner. But I (like all others) are ugly. Yeap, see the word U-G-L-Y. That's why we can't get dates during times like.... Valentine's day.

No hope? Did i hear that in your head? I once thought of it. But I was determined to make a change, make a stand for the average Joes. Whoorah! Through sleepless nights nad chemical test.. I'm proud to bring you 'Mingalicious Men's Perfume'!!! Finally, no more boring nights to spend alone!



Another crappy, fake, China made product you say? Well, that's nonsense! It's made from USA! Yeap, another proud true American quality ensured product that will show unbelievable results!

With the supporting information and pictures, I GUARANTEE you that you'll find a date REAL quick!

For example, like my angmoh customer here who was once like these ppl here during Valentine's day.



But now! His a girl's HERO!


Meet Mr. UGLY. He was once, one of us. Single, 'cute' and UGLY.


Mr. Ugly: When will i ever get a date?!?!?!


But after using Ming's Mingalicious Perfume!



Girls: Oh Mr. UGLY... your so hot! I need you! I crave for you!
Mr. Ugly: It REALLY works!


Wow... look at the results! Even the other guys were amazed by it! Girls actually do what guys do during Valentine's Day! They (girls) carry books for you, give gifts, flirt and even use the 'i-pretend-to-yawn-and-put-my-arms-around-you' technique! Truly AMAZING!

What's more???? If you order now, you'll get Ming's ultimate face reshape! Most plastic surgeries go wrong... terribly wrong! Examples? Yeah... I've got em!

When Plastic Surgeries Goes Wrong! Horribly Wrong!

Patient One

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Patient Two

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Patient Three

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Patient Four

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Sick eh! But with Ming's Surgery Package....

You'll turn from this...




To This!!!!




So, get going! Call us at 1-800-I-NEED-MINGALICIOUS-NOW

Customer 1: Ma... i want to buy Mingalicious perfume oh.. it says it can attract females like honey to bees.

Mom: That's bullshit! Like George Bush... Full of bullshit! Dun buy!

Customer 1: Oh man.... I'll never get a partner for life!

Well if your in this situation.... Your better off jumping high rise buildings than to get one. It isn't cheap! And you need your parents permission.

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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!