Christian Pick-up Lines

Hey all you holy people (and not so holy ones)! Here's some pick-up lines and break-up lines.I've got from Catholic pages! Hehehe, check it out!

1. Nice bible.
2. I would like to pray with you.
3. You know Jesus? Hey, me too!
4. God told me to come talk to you.
5. I know a church where we could go and talk.
6. How about a hug, sister/brother?
7. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
8. Christians don't shake hands; Christians gotta hug!
9. Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.
10. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
12. I am here for you.
13. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
14. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15. You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
16. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17. Would you happen to know a Christian man/woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
18. Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
19. Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20. Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
21. (For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
23. You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
24. Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
25. What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.

Top 10 Christian Pick-up Lines

10. I just don't feel called to celibacy.
9. Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy Graham?
8. I don't see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W. Smith.
7. What do you think Paul meant when he said, 'Greet everyone with a holy kiss'?
6. You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa. (DO NOT get this confused!)
5. You know, I'm really into relationship evangelism.
4. I'm pretty flexible--I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date.
3. Before tonight, I never believed in predestination...
2. Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.

   And the number one Christian pick-up line...

1. I hear there's going to be a love offering tonight.

Top 10 Lines Christian Women Use to Break-up

10. I'm sorry, I've found someone more spiritual.
9. I'm sorry, it's just not God's will.
8. I feel called to the ministry_very soon and very far from you as soon as possible.
7. I'm sorry, it could never work. I'm a sanguine and you're a phlegmatic.
6. God loves me and must have a better plan for my life.
5. You know, I feel like I'm dating my brother.
4. At least I got a lot out of our Bible studies together.
3. You need someone with lower standards.
2. I think we should just be prayer partners.

   And the number one break-up line...

1. I do love you, but it's just agape now.

Shirley Temple

Summer break has started for me! Hehehe, I have loads things to do b4 the next term starts!!
Recently I was browsing through Youtube and stumbled upon videos of Shirley Temple. Wow.. that lil kid was really good! I started to sing some songs such as 'On the good ship Lollipop' and On Account'a I Love you' LOL.

Enjoy the vids and sing!!!


On the Good Ship Lollipop


On Account'a I Love You

Allison Ma

MEET ALLY.




As some of you may know Ally(Allison), she's the type of 9 year olds, ppl call 'cute but annoying'. She has the power to charge into my room ANY TIME without warning me about her presence. *sneaky* She can do whatever she wants to do in my room, and I can't do anything about it. She can cling on me for hours if not days asking questions about questions.

Example:
A:'Ming, why are you so tall?'
M:'Cuz I drink lots of milk when I was young.'
A:'Why do you drink milk?'
M:'Cuz I love milk?'
A:'What made you love milk?'
M:'Er... because I saw this hot DutchLady?????'
A:'Who's the DutchLady?'

*This can go on for centuries...*

This anomaly could easily start by me answering any question asked by Ally.

Isn't life just awesome? =S

I've just recorded a short conversation between me and Ally during those 'Ming WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? times.' In this part of the conversation I've also finally mastered the art of 'countering her questions of questions technique.' *Ming your a genius!*



But dun worry folks, I'm used to the 10-times-encounter-on-a-daily-basis with Ally. She's part of what I call, an enrichment to Ming's 'B.O.R.I.N.G. life'.

PS: I still hate BoBo the dog.