Christian Pick-up Lines

Hey all you holy people (and not so holy ones)! Here's some pick-up lines and break-up lines.I've got from Catholic pages! Hehehe, check it out!

1. Nice bible.
2. I would like to pray with you.
3. You know Jesus? Hey, me too!
4. God told me to come talk to you.
5. I know a church where we could go and talk.
6. How about a hug, sister/brother?
7. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
8. Christians don't shake hands; Christians gotta hug!
9. Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.
10. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
11. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
12. I am here for you.
13. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?
14. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
15. You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
16. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
17. Would you happen to know a Christian man/woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
18. Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".
19. Do you believe in Divine appointment?
20. Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?
21. (For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
22. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
23. You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
24. Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.
25. What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.

Top 10 Christian Pick-up Lines

10. I just don't feel called to celibacy.
9. Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy Graham?
8. I don't see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W. Smith.
7. What do you think Paul meant when he said, 'Greet everyone with a holy kiss'?
6. You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa. (DO NOT get this confused!)
5. You know, I'm really into relationship evangelism.
4. I'm pretty flexible--I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date.
3. Before tonight, I never believed in predestination...
2. Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical.

   And the number one Christian pick-up line...

1. I hear there's going to be a love offering tonight.

Top 10 Lines Christian Women Use to Break-up

10. I'm sorry, I've found someone more spiritual.
9. I'm sorry, it's just not God's will.
8. I feel called to the ministry_very soon and very far from you as soon as possible.
7. I'm sorry, it could never work. I'm a sanguine and you're a phlegmatic.
6. God loves me and must have a better plan for my life.
5. You know, I feel like I'm dating my brother.
4. At least I got a lot out of our Bible studies together.
3. You need someone with lower standards.
2. I think we should just be prayer partners.

   And the number one break-up line...

1. I do love you, but it's just agape now.

Shirley Temple

Summer break has started for me! Hehehe, I have loads things to do b4 the next term starts!!
Recently I was browsing through Youtube and stumbled upon videos of Shirley Temple. Wow.. that lil kid was really good! I started to sing some songs such as 'On the good ship Lollipop' and On Account'a I Love you' LOL.

Enjoy the vids and sing!!!


On the Good Ship Lollipop


On Account'a I Love You

Allison Ma

MEET ALLY.




As some of you may know Ally(Allison), she's the type of 9 year olds, ppl call 'cute but annoying'. She has the power to charge into my room ANY TIME without warning me about her presence. *sneaky* She can do whatever she wants to do in my room, and I can't do anything about it. She can cling on me for hours if not days asking questions about questions.

Example:
A:'Ming, why are you so tall?'
M:'Cuz I drink lots of milk when I was young.'
A:'Why do you drink milk?'
M:'Cuz I love milk?'
A:'What made you love milk?'
M:'Er... because I saw this hot DutchLady?????'
A:'Who's the DutchLady?'

*This can go on for centuries...*

This anomaly could easily start by me answering any question asked by Ally.

Isn't life just awesome? =S

I've just recorded a short conversation between me and Ally during those 'Ming WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW? times.' In this part of the conversation I've also finally mastered the art of 'countering her questions of questions technique.' *Ming your a genius!*



But dun worry folks, I'm used to the 10-times-encounter-on-a-daily-basis with Ally. She's part of what I call, an enrichment to Ming's 'B.O.R.I.N.G. life'.

PS: I still hate BoBo the dog.

Top 10 reasons to date an ENGINEER

I took this from the Facebook group. Lol, wink wink ladies. Get yourself a engineer. =))

10. The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.

9. No "couple" enjoy a better "moment".

8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.

7. We have significant figures.

6. We understand the motion of rigid bodies.

5. Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?

4. Engineers do it to specification.

3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.

2. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.

1. WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!

Msia, Fij & Inas

Living the Melbourne life is awesome. You get rain in the morning, hot blinding sun in the afternoon and hail at night. AWESOME RIGHT?

We went down to the city last Sunday to get things from the DFO stores. There's one in Southern Cross and another in Smith Street. Almost everything was up to 70% off. The Inas went to get futsal shoes but I.... I got myself football gloves. A nike glove for AU12.99 =.= And for some of you that know me, I 'like' to play games that involves feet and leg skills... I prefer the hand touch touch approach =) WINK WINK. LOL

B4 for we set out for journey we went to Kensington to have a plate Eggs Benedict with some mushroom. It was... GOOD. +)

Eggs Benedict


Southern Cross station


The futuristic automated toilet...


And Batman's Hill.... wonder where's Robin..

Alfred(Ina) was leading the pack to Smith Street but someone we got loss thanks to expert guidance from him. We ended up walking in circles for like 20 minutes.. Pass Telstra dome, pass Batman Foot, pass Southern Cross and so on.. you get the picture.

Part of Teltra Dome where the NFL games are hosted.


Along the way we went to Lygon Street. Italiano, FUX. The place was crowded. When we walked closer, the smell of Italian food and coffee filled our nostrils. Salami, cheese everything. GOSH.. the combination is deadly.

We went into the ORIGINAL CANDY SHOP and went crazy! The amount and varieties of sugary goodness made us feel gay yet... we dont give a damn.


I think Wey would love this as a Christmas gift. O.o


Jelly Belly, 100g for AU2


Hanson: What should I get....??


HOWDY PARTNER! YA WAN SOME KANDY!

For those who miss me... here are some pics for ya!



Oh yeah


OH YEAH YEAH


OH YEAH YEAH YEAH


DONT STOP MING!!!

LET ME SEE THE BEST OF YOU MING! HERE YOU GO!

=) have a great week guys

Ming is walking on straight lines

2 more weeks till mid-term exam, I can't wait till it's over. Loads of ppl are coming over to Melb(Dai dai, Peta, the Yee's, the Er's...) in DEC. I JUST CAN'T WAIT!

So far so good with my trimester. I've got a few assignments coming in and its been hectic ever since. I'm completing my maths and comp assignments tonight so I can enjoy my weekend. =)

Wanna what my assignments are for comp? I'm using Matlab so loads of codes to use... here are some:
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% Clear workspace memory and command window elements
clear
clc
% Request for values n and m from user
n=input('Please enter value n: ');
m=input('Please enter value m: ');
% Check if n value is valid for looping formula
if n<0|rem(n,1)~=0 r="1:n" c="1:m" r="=" c="=" r="1:N" c="1:N" c="=">
a(r,c)=a(r-1,c-1)+a(r-1,c);
elseif c==r
a(r,c)=1;
end
% Display results
disp(a)
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And Physics research were doing VASIMR!!!!!!! Which stands for Variable Specific Impulse Magnetoplasma Rocket! Gay enough?

*Doing assignment + drinking chai or chamomile tea is splendidly gay but great*

Anyway.. I'm 78.5 KG!!!!! From 80 to 78.5.. not bad Ming... Not bad. *I deserve a pat from the back :)

All those time walking towards the bus stops to attend Monash (20~30 min daily) and jogging every alternate day in the nearby park (30~40 min) and ab training (15 min) paid off after all!

Goody goody. NYAHA. =)))))))

I'll me going to the city on Sunday to beli belah at Vic Market with the Indos. The gang consists of Alfred(Ina), Hanson(Ina 2), Abraham(Ina 3), Steven(Ina 4), Adrian(Fiji) and me(M Sia). *()=Nickname* Gonna get some cheap stuff there. I'm also gonna look for a icing thingy for mom. Your Christmas gift ah? LOL

I've been listening to Straight Lines by Silverchair and it keeps me pumped up. Keeps me going at times when I feel bleh. I've added it to the blog song player list. Listento it, you'll love it. (Silverchair - Straight Lines)

Bah, later everyone. Enjoy your weekend.. LIKE ME!

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Monash Student

Well, orientation is over and the serious stuff has just began. Sorry for such a late post cuz 80% of the time since last week I was stuck in Uni (and my room) doing assignments and lab work. I've gotta complete 3 units in one trimester which are maths, phys and computer programming for engineers and scientist.


Orientation game LASER WARS! (It's something like paintball without the pain)

I'm starting to miss things at home. I my parents and brothers company. My mom's cooking. My dads pocket money =P JK My kakak(maid) who helps me wash and iron my clothes(this is such a drag... I hate doing that shit). =((((((((

The only free time I have is around 5 p.m. And what does Ming do around that time you may ask? Excercise of course. e.g. walk the dog

And 99% of the time I walk BOBO the pain-in-the-butt(90% of the time) beagle around the neighbouring parks.


Meet bobo the 'KING'


The park trail


Alli walking the 'King' towards his humble servants



The 'knights' waiting for his majesty to arrive

=.=


The neighbor's dogs. Ones called Sandy and the other Sally. You know whats the funny part when both dogs start barking.

The owner goes, 'Sandy, Sally shut the f*ck up.' *Both dogs continue to bark* 'I said shut the f*cking hell up!' And I'm like... wow..... ang moh verbal power. O.o


A pic of my shadow when I was waiting for the bus to Monash

Well, Ill update ASAP when I have the time. I've got MATLAB to play with... awesomely gay program I've got to get used to. (Esp cranking the codes in my brain)

Bah, selamat tinggal!

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Dinner @ Melb Central

Well, yesterday night Yi, Alan and I went to Deity Szechuan. Oh man, the food served at DS mostly contain the Szechuan pepper and loads of loads of oil!!!! MAMA MIA! We had tofu with mince pork(spicy), baby spinach with tofu(no 'PEDAS' effect) and Hot Pot with pork meat(PEDAS + PANAS)! The dishes were well balanced and I would recommend those who haven't been to DS.... it's esp good during cold days. *slurp*


Melb Library in the heart of the city


The inner alleys where good restaurants and cafes are usually found.


Most of the dishes we manage to consume b4 the big one came...

*Elevator Music*
Dadada DUM!


Hot Pot (its all oil!!!! and its not a soup... UGH)

Alan seems to love it while Yi... well she took a lil here, a lil there but mostly nibbles. (She's only looking forward to the gelato time at Trampoline)


The small Trampoline store


A variety of flavors for your own liking.

Yi and I shared a Butter Caramel and Tiramisu Midget cup... =.= midget

There's a pub near the Trampoline called Bimbos. From what I heard its a really cool pub. But from what I know they serve of the most best MIDGET pizzas(OH FRODO!) around town during the day. The pizs are loaded with toppings and cheese so yeah... its the MAKE-YOUR-ASS-BIG Diet.


Bimbos pub located just round the corner of Brus something street... =P
But you can easily locate it... Just look for the building with a giant baby on top.


Giant baby! SCARY!

Chris... you should come over, you'll run away from perth once you've experienced the VIC life!

Monash Orientation

Well today was my 1st day at orientation in Monash uni! The place is HUGE! The buildings itself are unique and very futuristic! Just awesome! I saw like loads of interns(international students) on the campus. 13,000 interns according to the Monash statistics.O.o

Well, I've met loads of lecturers and they seem pretty nice and approachable. I'm gonna love it here. I just got my student ID card which allows me to get loads of student privileges! They had to take a photo on the spot with a webcam so the pic was...... long... which made my face long.


The pic taken from my student ID card




I looked my like a familiar tropical fruit....


Like a pineapple.... UGH

I broke off with the group when they were discussing about the visa and accommodation topic. I packed some tortillas for lunch and ate it on the way to Stephens Road. It was stuffed with salami and lots of lettuce with parmesan cheese and caesar salad dressing. It was enough to satisfy my taste buds. :)


Mings 1st home made Tortilla!

Yi and I went to the NAB Bank near Mt. Waverly to open a bank account for myself. The lady working there called Christina who was from Hong Kong was really kind to us. After that I went grocery shopping for our after-lunch snack later. I made soba and teriyaki beef with mushroom.... you can guess the taste.. hahaha *hint: I'm a good cook though*

Allison stormed in my room a little later. Oh boy... she's really cute and funny. A total ABC with a lovely aussie accent. I'm trying to learn some from her as I type. =P She wanted to watch My neighbor totoro and spirited away on my comp, so I just slept on the bed while she hogged the comp.


It was cold then during the afternoon.. it was around 15C


Allison... eyes still glued to the anime


I knew why Yi hated the coldness here. I'm still adjusting to the weather there.

As I'm writing now.. its like 11.54 here and its getting colder. The time in Melb is +3 GMT from Malaysian time. I'll be going down to Melb Central tomorrow to hang out cuz my next program is only on Thursday. I'm going to slumber in my bed now.

Till then cheers... MATE!

Most Livable Place in Aus: Melbourne!

Well, I'm in Mel already! I really love this place. The people, the food, the culture, the weather(thought it changes drastically at times). Melbourne... It's AWESOME!

Well my trip from Kay Kay to Mel took around 1.5 days. My flying route is shown below:

KK(Start)-->Kuching(Transit ETA: 1 hour)-->Singapore(Transit ETA: 5 hours)-->Darwin(ETA: 2 hours)-->Melbourne(End)

I took MAS from KK to Sing. It was good. The service was awesome. The only thing I found disappointing is the Techno kadazan songs.. mixed with the most annoying musical instrument made by dear old mankind.. the B-A-N-J-O.

Sounded like Yogi Bear was playing it.


I reached Sings T2 and transferred to the Budget Terminal. I was really hungry by then. The muffins and cakes looked really good but I decided to chow this down due to 'OUTSIDE INFLUENCES'...



Yeah, a snapple and some salad.

The renovated BT looked better, smelt better too. LOL.


Check-In Counter


TB Cafe

I left Sing around 6.35 to Melbourne on TigerAirways*. The only thing I could recall from that flight was:

1. I was starving
2. A 4 year old screaming 'Make it stop! Make it stop!!!!!' during touchdown in Darwin AND Mel (double noise pollution)[same kid].
3. The only place I found safe from the ever rough China stewards and stewardess.


*Note pls reconsider taking Tiger Airways, to me it's worse than AirAsia plus rough-chinklish-stewards and stewardess. When they 'accidentally' bump you(more like 5 times++) they don't give a dam. They just LOVE to shove u aside.

When I landed at Darwin I was crippled... Actually everyone who took TA was crippled.


Make it stop! Make it stop! - TA passenger

The first thing I did at Darwin was chowing down a quiche and a Mediterranean delight. Yum... that made my tummy smile.




Well, the place I'm staying is pretty good. The room is fully furnished(oh yeah) and equipped with a king sized bed! I'm just 15 minutes away from Monash U and approx 30 from Mel central.


Big boy bed!


My 'play' area.

Well orientation starts tomorrow! I hope to meet a lot of newbies.. :) Just hope dear Yi won't trash my first day.

Will keep u guys updated!