Hunger, Hunger! Foodblog!

Hello!!! You guys will be the first to witness the GRAND OPENING of our(my) food blog!!! It's called Hunger, Hunger! http://www.hungerhunger.blogspot.com

About Hunger, Hunger!: Hunger, Hunger! is a foodblog armed with 4 connoissers of food with supreme taste buds, they'll hunt down the best food within their reach! To start things off, they'll review the restaurants in KK especially the Warisan Area places like DeliFrance, Secret Recipe, Starbucks, etc.

So, see us eat while we rate! Cheers mate!

Yours truly,

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CNY... Angpao Na Lai!

Bah! This year I'll be rich... Dam yeah, bloody rich! I won lots of $$$! Woohoo! Sean owes me RM100, Mich loss RM30, Vince and Jude loss RM5. Total gained RM135. =)
Fa chai everyone, FA DA CHAI!!! Ooo yeah!

Happy birthday Crimson Chin aka. Jonathan.


YOU THE MAN!

Anyway... we were at CX and we saw the perfect guy for MJ (Michael Jackson Junior aka. Michelle Johnny).



*Drum roll*





Oi seh! Punya Sexy! He has all the features that a girl wants:-

1. Bald=He thinks he is a good lover.
2. Specs=He's a smart ass.
3. Round shaped face=Low maintainance (makan moon cake sahaja sampai muka bulat)
4. Dark lips=Heavy drinker/smoker
5. Play DOTA=He's freakin' HIP!

We then went to Pizza 'Tak' Ria to celebrate! We ordered Malaysianized Italian Food. Sambal Belacan Spaghetti, Sambal Belacan Pizza! In these restaurants you can't chant the moto from Pepsi 'Ask for more'! It seriously sucks! We wanted to puek!

We came into the restaurant with our happy faces because it's RIA! (Ria=cheerful).

From this....


It turned us into this!


For those who dun't know Pizza 'Tak' Ria, like my angmoh frenz, here's an aerial view!



Bah... Housie and Andrew went to buy a bday cake for Chin. When they came back with the cake, the bugger waiters said:'No outside food allowed, u understand english' I'll dam english you! I mean engrish you! Poor us, we had to go out of Pizza Ria and eat the cake on the middle of the road.

Waiter: Solee, noe outside foody allowed, understand engrish?
Us: Oh ok...




Once a happy bunch...





Now being kicked out and punched...





NO OUTSIDE FOOD ALLOWED, UNDERSTAND ENGRISH?




Ming:Jom kita makan atas jalan raya!

*Buka kek kotak*

Sean: Amboi, sedapnya kek ni!
MJ: Wahai, chun man kek ni!
Housie: Aduhai, sangat lazat kek ni!
Crimson: Cis, kek ni sangat sedapkan!
Kami: yeah yeah.... woohoo CIS!

Bugger Pizza Ria, what a LC resrtaurant! More like 'pizza tak ria kalau pegi'!

WE ARE PROUD TO BE MALAYSIAN!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

Ah... 14th February. The day when 'most' homosapiens celebrate 'Valentine's Day'. Like for most us singles, we could only watch as guys give girls gifts and flowers. Sounds familiar eh? The closest encounter with 'real love' is when 'most' ppl play... The Sims. Heard of it? Well, its a life simulation game were you pick a virtual person and practically be... a STUD. You flirt, you mingle, you kiss, you get married and *puff* off to bed you go with your virtual girlfriend.






Sad... but true... a lot of men and women play virtual dates and sims on their comps. For example:




They may look like their doing their research and 'stuff' but woaho! Look carefully, they minimized 'The Sims' programme to avoid public detection. But no one can hide from Ming's super eyes.

So why can't many of us get a proper date? Hmph... well through surveys I've found the main reason! Looks! Yeah, you guys may think... who looks at the outer beauty. Don't judge the book by it's cover.... blah this, blah that. Just be honest. You're ugly. Like me! I'm single too. For 18 freakin' years I've been trying to get a partner. But I (like all others) are ugly. Yeap, see the word U-G-L-Y. That's why we can't get dates during times like.... Valentine's day.

No hope? Did i hear that in your head? I once thought of it. But I was determined to make a change, make a stand for the average Joes. Whoorah! Through sleepless nights nad chemical test.. I'm proud to bring you 'Mingalicious Men's Perfume'!!! Finally, no more boring nights to spend alone!



Another crappy, fake, China made product you say? Well, that's nonsense! It's made from USA! Yeap, another proud true American quality ensured product that will show unbelievable results!

With the supporting information and pictures, I GUARANTEE you that you'll find a date REAL quick!

For example, like my angmoh customer here who was once like these ppl here during Valentine's day.



But now! His a girl's HERO!


Meet Mr. UGLY. He was once, one of us. Single, 'cute' and UGLY.


Mr. Ugly: When will i ever get a date?!?!?!


But after using Ming's Mingalicious Perfume!



Girls: Oh Mr. UGLY... your so hot! I need you! I crave for you!
Mr. Ugly: It REALLY works!


Wow... look at the results! Even the other guys were amazed by it! Girls actually do what guys do during Valentine's Day! They (girls) carry books for you, give gifts, flirt and even use the 'i-pretend-to-yawn-and-put-my-arms-around-you' technique! Truly AMAZING!

What's more???? If you order now, you'll get Ming's ultimate face reshape! Most plastic surgeries go wrong... terribly wrong! Examples? Yeah... I've got em!

When Plastic Surgeries Goes Wrong! Horribly Wrong!

Patient One

Before...



After...


Patient Two

Before...



After...


Patient Three

Before...



After...


Patient Four

Before...



After..


Sick eh! But with Ming's Surgery Package....

You'll turn from this...




To This!!!!




So, get going! Call us at 1-800-I-NEED-MINGALICIOUS-NOW

Customer 1: Ma... i want to buy Mingalicious perfume oh.. it says it can attract females like honey to bees.

Mom: That's bullshit! Like George Bush... Full of bullshit! Dun buy!

Customer 1: Oh man.... I'll never get a partner for life!

Well if your in this situation.... Your better off jumping high rise buildings than to get one. It isn't cheap! And you need your parents permission.

*Limited Stocks!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!

Woohoo! CNY!

Artist: Hong Ming feat. The Stooges
Song: Holidays (Remake Of Sexy back by Justin Timberlake)

Here comes the holidays... (YEAH!)
Sick of books, now into craze... (YEAH!)
Lots of money and cute faces... (YEAH!)
Pretty guys and girls from other races... (YEAH!)

LOL... hahaha. CNY is just round the corner! Woohoo... and i mean... WOOHOO!!! BOO YEAH!
Well today... Vince, Michelle, Sean and I played cacat mans' tennis. It's a really simple game. All you need is two pros and 2 noobs. Basicly, the pros hit the tennis ball and the NOOBS try to hit the ball away so that we can't hit it. Conclusion, 6 tennis balls were brutally sacrificed.

After that, we hanged out at my apartment. Sean had to go join his 'tennis buds'. Vince, Mich and I decided to buy food and watch TV at my place in Waikiki apartment. We bought grubs... yes lots of it such as ABC, Kacang Rebus, Corn, Keropok Leko, Jambu merah, Jambu Hijau(Guava), Mango, Coke and Water.


Bah... nokia should provide SteadyShots for butter-fingered ppl.


Well, this pic is helpless. Even with a SteadyShot, it won't help. I'm trying to tell you guys is Michelle+Camera=Ugly Blurry Pictures.


I don't remember this part. I'm no gay person.... just forgive my good fren Vince. He just smoked pot at my place and yeah... became high. Too high.


Bah... Michelle berjiwang with my phone again. To the guys... this girl is tall.. Real 'tall' like 6ft 3inches. So yeah... u better wear high heels if you wanna go out with her. =)



As the saying goes... True friends are hard to come by these days.

Sigh... my sister Yi is going back to Melbourne pretty soon. I'm really lucky to have a sister like her. YOUR THE BEST! cause your the only sister... lol =D


Ming and Fish Yi

To the other peeps in IS! Good luck in progress test next week! All the best!

Quick Survey

I'm taking a survey on things so yeah! ANSWER IT!

1.Q What's your favourite word?
2.Q What word(s) do you hate?
3.Q What comic book (or cartoon) character would you be? Why?
4.Q What is something you wish you were better at doing?
5.Q What would have on your headstone?

Pls answer all these questions with a reason. Post it on comments. TQ!

Bah.. I'm in the PICS this time!

Nah, skarang beta ada dalam pic-pic ini. SOMEBODY said I... The 'MING' hasn't been seen recently in the pics that i've posted on my previous blog post. Nah!


NAH! Here's a juicy pic of me!















Bah! I hope that's enough for you to stare at me for the next 10 years! Dun let your eyes go 'pop' though.... Psh..... Smokin' HOT! LOL!